i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct
Being an introvert AND having resting bitch face is not a good combination.
sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
the smarter u are the more men arent funny
everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole